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July 29, 2005

If you miss me...

Thanks to M.B. I have another one for the “what the hell is wrong with this society” file. I know we have all seen the blogs and the news reports on "pretty white girls syndrome." You know the complex mix of media coverage and empathy that makes the pretty white girl's disappearance not only top news, but more important than other missing people--even more tragic are pregnant missing people. Before you say, “Kwaku has turned into an angry black man.” I want you to step back--way back. Leave passion and even knowledge of our culture aside. Pretend you are an alien monitoring earthly transmissions the U.S. is your quadrant. You could not help but be perplexed by the following turn of events.

When Laci Peterson disappeared there was a big fuss about her being pregnant and much concern was expressed for the life of her unborn baby. We have set the precedent that pregnancy is important if not for the life of the mother then for the life of the unborn child. Not knowing anything about this culture you find it easy to make this connection. All animals protect their young and a society would need to have the same imperative if it wanted to remain a viable entity.

Then you get this report about Natalee Holloway, an ordinary teen who went missing during her vacation. The media buzz was extraordinary. But within several days of her disappearance, another person goes missing--a pregnant person. Surely this will trump the current media frenzy since you have seen that pregnant missing persons are very important. In this democratic society you are observing, and based on the precept that all men are created equal, the spotlight would at least be shared EQUALLY among the three missing persons. NO. Not the case!!Confused? I would be too--and I am.

Please help me sort this out folks. I still believe in equality for all but I am getting extremely jaded by the media coverage. I can sketch Natalee’s face in the dark. I have seen it that many times. The other woman, Latoyia Figueroa, I could not pick out in a crowd. If you really were an outside spectator what conclusion would you draw?

Her name is Latoyia Figueroa have you seen her?


So here it is. If I am ever missing please do not tell the authorities I am missing. Nothing will come of it. You and I both know this. When is the last time you saw coverage for a missing black guy--THAT WAS NOT AN ESCAPEE? Tell them a blonde girl is missing and that the last person you saw her with was ME. That ought to get me found in a hurry. I am taking applications from pretty blondes that will not mind hiding out until the appropriate authorities find me-- you must be good at hiding --past experiences in hide and go seek count. If they find you before they find me--I will be forgotten about. You must have that certain quality that “je ne sais qua” that will start the media frenzy to find you and punish me.

BM. Seeking picture of SWBF to help save life. Must be photogenic and like hiding out. Other races need not apply.

Now--how do I avoid lynching when they finally find me?

Posted by Kwaku at July 29, 2005 10:20 AM

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I wanna know, why do they always describe the missing women that they do decide to give coverage to as "beauties?" It gives me the impression that if you are "ugly," you can forget about anyone looking for you.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 29, 2005 11:50 AM


Have you not been reading? Ugly people's parents do not love them as much.
read "Ugly Duckling" post

Posted by: Kwaku at August 1, 2005 05:14 PM


cool stuff. keep up the good work.

Posted by: christopher smith at October 10, 2005 02:44 AM


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