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December 6, 2005

Girls Gone Wild

A lot of you have sent me this article because you're as awestruck as I am. This article, which was recently pulled from Teen People, has been the center of a controversy. So here is the gist of the article. (These girls are cute, white, and...oh, they're also white supremacists). WHAT…? How the hell did we let this get by? This was going to be a fluff piece for the magazine Teen People. I never thought that racial hate was a fluff piece. The Time Warner company blamed it on a junior employee who made a bad call. But I have worked at magazines before. Junior employees do not even get to insert a period without it being triple checked before the magazine goes out. America, everything sold to you by cute blonds is not good. It is not all American and it is not all Christian or kosher.

 

 

"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white … we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."

 

 This quote just shows how bad their home training is. How in the world are they going to stop being white? Look, I am black and I have never made another person black. I am not even sure how you would go about that (but I think you have to date a basketball player for starters). I am going to share a secret with you all: I love racists, especially the Klan … LOVE 'em. They say the most retarded things. I was once watching this special and they had these Klan people yelling all types of things. One of them was: "The Klan hates niggers." When asked about the nigger word, both the male and female Klan members said: "Oh, well, a nigger is just a lazy person. So we are against lazy people." Not even 10 minutes later the exact same people now with their hoods down were yelling, "Go back to Africa, niggers." So all lazy people should live in Africa? For every thugged out gangster wannabe sitting on the train yelling "nigga this, nigga that," there are two toothless trailer park dwellers that smoke a pack of Camels a day and say that black people commit all the crimes, Jews manipulate all the money and the media, and the Latinos have stolen all their jobs, while they sit around waiting for their settlement check, yelling "white power." Now, even that is not going to work any more since Dave Chappelle turned that phrase into one of the best one liners of the two thousands. Oh, and to all you racists out there, just because I said those girls were cute does not mean anything. But you knew they were cute. That's why you use them to sell stuff. You couldn't put the real racists up there. They are your gateway band, your come-on. It starts innocuously with saying that you're proud to be you. Then you say you are the best. Then comes "Others are worthless." That escalates to jack boots, cross burnings, and pick-up trucks. 

So let's just get down to brass tacks. I am going to tell you something that these bands and these racists will not. It is OK to be proud to be you and it is OK to be proud of your heritage. But it is never OK for you to think or feel that you are better than someone else just because you have a certain type of heritage. That’s like saying, "I know I am special because my MOMMY told me so." And we all know that kid was special in a whole different way than he thought he was.

PS: Like most kids, Prussian Blue has a favorite video game. Here is the game's basic premise: article

"The Race War has begun. Your skin is your uniform in this battle for the survival of your kind. The White Race depends on you to secure its existence. Your peoples enemies surround you in a sea of decay and filth that they have brought to your once clean and White nation. Not one of their numbers shall be spared…….."

 

 Oh yeah. Thank you God for once again making it WAY too easy to make fun of these white supremacists.

Posted by Kwaku at December 6, 2005 1:18 PM

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Hey Kwaku

Drop me a line when you have a chance I have been trying to get in contact with you ever since you moved.

Ron Walker

Posted by: Ron Walker at January 25, 2006 1:12 PM


You ask: "How in the world are they going to stop being white?"

I ask: If they find a way, can they let Michael Jackson in on it?

Posted by: I.G. Norance at March 2, 2006 1:11 PM


Wow. that was funny.

Posted by: Kwaku at March 2, 2006 3:35 PM


god that girl on the right is hot. i wonder if she likes jewish guys

Posted by: Alex at August 10, 2006 3:19 PM


man how stupid of em..ahah
what low lifes

Posted by: BLAK n PROUD at January 18, 2008 4:41 AM


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